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A letter to Yohji [Sep. 12th, 2004|04:48 am]
Ken Hidaka
[Current Mood |devious]
[Current Music |Bonny Tyler - I Need A Hero]

Dear Yohji,

Since I haven't seen you around for a while now, I'm going to assume that you've eloped to Peru, and that, therefore, your post it note-marked beer in the fridge is up for grabs. Omi and I grabbed some of it tonight, in fact, and had a very enjoyable game of Twister, until we were too drunk to co-ordinate ourselves and lay sprawled on the mat giggling and making hand-shadows on the wall. So your beer has found a good new home, and I'm sure that you will find this very heart-warming knowledge indeed.

The next step of my plan is to salvage the contents of your wardrobe (all your vinyl and leather would be far too hot for Peru, so it's only doing you a favour) and experiment with a new, sexy look. I can't keep wearing jeans and slacks forever, and I know that, as a long-term friend, you would wish for your fashion genius to be imparted to a deserving apprentice.

The final step is to sort and label all the magazines you keep under your bed, so that you will have easy access to them if you should choose to return one day. If you can't find them, they will be in my room, under my bed, and will have been handily laminated.

I hope you enjoy Peru, and say hello to Paddington Bear if you see him, because he too may have gone back to Peru. Treat him to a marmalade sandwich, as I'm sure he will be missing them.

Your friend,
Ken xxx

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Samba de amigos! [Aug. 30th, 2004|10:44 pm]
Ken Hidaka
[Current Mood |quixoticsamba-y]
[Current Music |Shinohara Tomoe - Shopping A-Z]

Long time no see, mi amigos! That's right, I'm Fiesta Ken at the moment, equipped with sombrero and maracas after my spur-of-the-moment holiday to Spain! It was only for a few days, and it cost more than it should have done due to the last-minuteness of it, but wheeee Spain! Omi and I went together, as we saw an advert in a travel agent's window on the way back from the supermarket, and we just rushed home, chucked some things into a sport bag, and raced on my bike to get to the airport on time. We looked like idiots, racing through the airport terminal, but at least we were stylish idiots - being in Weiss has made us both a lot more athletic than we'd realised! The best bit was clearly back-flipping over the metal detector alley; wouldn't have liked to have to explain my bugnuks to the authorities!

Our flight was long and uneventful. We slept for most of it, as the inflight movies were such classics as Revenge of the Nerds 3, Ghost Ship, and The Ring, the latter of which is good but scares me shitless doesn't have enough action in it for my liking. I failed to join the Mile High club this holiday, too. Maybe next time...

Hadn't realised just how freaking hot it is in Spain this time of year, so we both spent most of our days in the hotel pool, either sipping cocktails (or coca cola in poor, under-aged for alcohol Omi's case *snicker*) or playing water volleyball. Omi consistently beat me, because I was staring at his swimming shorts too relaxed to take it seriously. Next time...!

My favourite part of the holiday was exploring the coast at dusk on the last night. We walked along the beach as the tide was going out, and climbed a small, rocky cliff just in time to watch the sun set. We stood there for a while, quietly, and then Omi said something that made me feel all warm and fuzzy, insofar as a football-playing assassin can feel warm and fuzzy. He said, "I've always dreamed of going on holiday with you, Ken-kun." Further contemplation on this is required, I think.

I start work again tomorrow. Blergh. Aya says Yohji has also been away, so maybe he'll be back tomorrow. None of us know where he's gone.

Ken out! *shakes maracas*

This is the most disturbing, messed up party in the history of ever:Collapse )

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Ken's back! (Like Backstreet, but better choreographed) [Aug. 11th, 2004|04:36 pm]
Ken Hidaka
[Current Mood |bouncybouncy]
[Current Music |Initial D - Night of Fiyaaaa!]

I haven't updated this thing for a while - I've been busy battling it out with Yohji to see who can make the most romantic bouquets for the shop. And I'm blatantly, blatantly winning! Even Aya says so! Most of it is actually thanks to Omi, who has a flair for all things flower-related, but since he had a choice of who to join up with and he chose me, it's all fair and square! So to Yohji:



The rest of the time has been pretty uneventful, as always. In the shop's quiet moments, I've been warding off boredom by sniggering to myself about Schuldig being lost in Europe. It makes one's enemies seem that much more rubbish and non-scary when they're being slapped in an unknown country!

Football season is nearly starting again, and this means that my junior soccer team will resume playing in the national tournament! We're having extra practice sessions so that we can pummel the opposition into oblivion - no team of mine is going to crash and burn (like I did when Kase set me on fire) when playing a namby-pamby junior high team coached by someone who's never played the game before! *strikes Ken-fu pose*

Some people across the street are having an argument right now, so I'm going to investigate, because I'm nosy a caring neighbour. Ken out!

Sordidly exciting meme!Collapse )

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Freaksome! [Jul. 14th, 2004|11:32 am]
Ken Hidaka
[Current Mood |amusedamused]
[Current Music |The Village People - YMCA]

The University of Blogging

Presents to

An Honorary
Bachelor of
Anonymous Commenting

Majoring in
Survey Science
Dr. GoQuiz.com


Blogging Degree
From Go-Quiz.com

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These boots were made for walking... backwards. [Jul. 13th, 2004|12:30 am]
Ken Hidaka
[Current Mood |mellowmellow]
[Current Music |When I'm Cleanin' Windows]

I had my first session with the masseuse that Aya recommended yesterday afternoon, and ohhhhhhhhh it was good. (And yes, before you ask, she's a real masseuse) She worked her magic on muscles I didn't even know I had, and I still feel all floaty and relaxed even now. Apparently I had a lot of tension in my 'relations with others' areas. Although come to think of it, that doesn't make my above statement about her being a legitimate masseuse any more credible...

But anyway, it was an experience I will definitely repeat, if she can fit me in again! A man could get used to this... especially if it were Omi, covered in massage oil...

If you want a favour from me, now is the time to ask, as I'm feeling very mellow right now. The little box on this entry says so, even!

When I was running a few errands this morning, a guy on one of the market stalls convinced me that buying a pair of moon boots would do wonders for my image. His freaky mind control powers worked until I walked away from the stall, by which time it was too late: the stall had disappeared, and I was left with that dreadful feeling of "oh fuck". These are my new boots:

I feel as if I should wear them a couple of times just to pretend that I haven't been completely ripped off, but... oh my God.

Know anyone who would want these?


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A toy car named desire... [Jul. 8th, 2004|12:33 am]
Ken Hidaka
[Current Mood |frustratedfrustrated]
[Current Music |X Japan - Crucify My Love]

Private entry: I argued with Yohji AGAIN...Collapse )
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Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to youuuu! [Jul. 4th, 2004|09:34 pm]
Ken Hidaka
[Current Mood |bouncybirthday-y]
[Current Music |Prince of Tennis - Happy Birthday!]

Happy Birthday, Aya!

Click here for your gift...Collapse )

Omi and I made you a cake today too - but, er, you'll see that when we get back. We tried our hardest! I have to admit that it was my idea to make it in the shape of Takatori so you could cut it up into little pieces... although it was Omi's idea to get a special knife in the shape of a katana... Hopefully it's delicious! (Fondant icing is always good, anyway!!!)
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Lost Property [Jul. 1st, 2004|12:56 am]
Ken Hidaka
[Current Mood |energeticenergetic]
[Current Music |Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon - Kirari Sailor Dream]

HELP! It's so freaking quiet around here lately! I haven't seen a single soul all day (because our customers do not HAVE souls), and while it means I can wander around the house naked and dance to Sailor Moon it's kinda nice to have some time to myself, it's getting really lonely! Guys, where ARE you? You better not have been here the whole time, just watching me!

I was so bored this evening that I cleaned up the mission room! (No, don't all die at once...) As a result, I have a whole stack of items sitting in my room that need to be collected by their owners. I found:

* 1 tube of lipstick
* 1 shiny purple thong
* 1 Take That record
* 3 sticks of peppermint gum (still in their wrappers)
* 2 blue shoelaces with sparkly beads threaded onto them
* 1 whole pineapple (still fresh, luckily, although how it fell down the side of the sofa I don't know!)
* 1 "Relationships For Dummies" book (because even puppets deserve love)
* 2 comic books that made me blush from the covers alone
* 1 "Top Football Totty" magazine Oh wait, that's MINE...!
* 1 pair of white bunny ears
* 1 scrap of paper with "Kiku 567342" written on it (a phone number...?)
* 1 unlabelled CD. Claim it before I investigate what's on it...

If no one claims this stuff, then I'll give it to someone who can make good use of it (ie. me).

Now I am off to... I dunno, do some bench presses or something. Naked! And none of you can stop me, because you're not here! Fwahahahaha!
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Twenty Questions (although hopefully a BILLION! :D) [Jun. 20th, 2004|05:29 am]
Ken Hidaka
[Current Mood |boredbored]
[Current Music |The Hokey-Kokey (o.O)]

There is a huge chunk of you that I don't even have a clue about. I don't know how old a lot of you are, or where you live, or basic normal things. Even your first names.

This is the problem with LJ; we all think we are so close, and yet we know nothing about each other.

So, I'm going to rectify it with this meme.

I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. I promise, I will not make fun of you. Ask more than one thing if you want.

I then invite you to do the same, by putting this meme in your journal. Remember, seriously basic stupid questions, don't be embarrassed, you would be really shocked what I don't know about you. Or you can even ask me something really bizarre and silly; it's up to you.

Well, there's nothing huge or chunk-like about my friends list (although I'd love to find out!), but I thought it might be fun if you lot asked me anything that you've wanted to know the answer to! Ask whatever you want, and I'll give you an honest answer! Or skilfully evade the issue, whichever is least damaging to my credibility Please ask me things, I'm bored! Omi's still revising for exams, I don't want to disturb Aya's reading, and Yohji is... well, Yohji at the moment. =/
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Last Night, I Had A Dream About You... [Jun. 15th, 2004|02:25 am]
Ken Hidaka
[Current Mood |crazyfootball crazy]
[Current Music |Daft Punk - Digital Love]

Just like Yohji, I too am going to reveal some shocking things about you all. And some not-so-shocking things about me. *cough*

_illuminati_ once kept abyscynian locked up in their basement for eight months.
toosexyforweiss is the secret lovechild of clawsforthought and kawaii_omikun!!
clawsforthought, we all know the truth, come out of the closet.
school_you smokes "special cigarettes" right behind toosexyforweiss's back!
school_you and ninjanagi secretly peed in kawaii_omikun's cornflakes.
toosexyforweiss and clawsforthought are having sweet, creamy buttsex!

Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

Everything is quiet at the moment. Those pictures that the random girls took of me the other day have yet to appear all over the web, and nothing new is happening at all. AT ALL! I've just been watching movies with Aya in the evenings, or kicking back and watching Euro 2004. Oh, my dear, sweet football... If any of you are going to be wanting the television over the next couple of weeks, I've put up a booking form on the wall next to it, showing clearly when all the matches are going to happen - just write your name in one of the free slots and it's all yours. If everyone keeps to the system, I won't have to throw a hissy fit over football withdrawal!

Oh, for more exciting days...
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